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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? : "Dam".
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Why did the Hedgehog cross the road?
To see his Flat Mate.
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Why did the monkey put a piece of steak on his head?
He thought he was a griller.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? : No eye deer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
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What has four wheels and flies? : A rubbish truck.
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When were vowels invented? : When u and I were born.
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What do you call a fairy that hasn't bathed in a year? Stinkerbell
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When is it a good time to eat a window?
When it's jammed.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had no guts.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Holes all over Australia.
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What monster sits on the end of your finger?
The bogie man.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands.
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What's the definition of mixed emotions? : When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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How do you know if a restaurant has a clown as a chef? When the food tastes funny
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