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My dad said did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
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My dad said I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.
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My dad said what did daddy spider say to baby spider?
: You spend too much time on the web.
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My dad said the only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
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My dad said he doesn`t play soccer because he enjoys the sport. he`s just doing it for kicks.
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My dad said the cat has just been sick on the carpet, I don`t think it`s feline well.
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My dad said a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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