More Christmas Cracker Jokes
What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin?
You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.
You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.
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Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea? One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.
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What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper
A long jumper
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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi' Jammin
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
Hope you like Jammin too.
Wi' Jammin
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
Hope you like Jammin too.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it.
Put a boogie in it.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine
Nothing. It just let out a little wine
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Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
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Why did the chicken cross the football pitch?
Because the referee whistled for a fowl!
Because the referee whistled for a fowl!
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What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
Halo there!
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How do you spell hungry horse with four letters?
M.T.G.G.
M.T.G.G.
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