Banana jokes or not!
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
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Two Irishmen had just won £5000,000 in a lottery.
Having a pint in a pub Tim say to Sean, what about all them begging letters?
Sean replies,
we’ll just keep sending them.
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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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'I was going to give her a nasty look, but she already had one.'
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What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? -- He got a little behind in his work!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts.
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