Children`s Knock Knock Jokes......

Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it's my favourite song!

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Leek!
Leek who?
Leek father like son the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Closure!
Closure who?
Closure mouth while your eating.

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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Sultan...
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Omelette!
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look.

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.


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